Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.
But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.
Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!
| Server Name: | Medieval SMP |
| Description: | Adventure, magic, and epic battles come to life in this server. Build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment. |
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| Season: | Season Two just launched |
| Discord: | Join our Discord |
| IP Address: | 88.211.212.7:25565 |
A: Yes, the server is Whitelist. Contact us to join.
A: You can build kingdoms, battle bosses, explore, and master different skills.
A: We strive to update the server regularly to provide new content and fix any issues.
A: You can play solo or join groups on the server. It’s up to you how you want to experience the game.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are enforced by our moderators.
Join this server if you want your fan letters to Suzuka Aki to actually be appreciated and not mistaken for trash. No more accidental deletions here, just pure love and appreciation for your pixelated creations.
You’ll feel like a virtual superstar on this server, where your builds will be celebrated like a Niji JP graduation ceremony. So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world where fan letters are always treasured and never thrown away by “accident”!
Just like the generous fan who gave up his ticket for a young soccer fan, our server is all about sharing the love and having a great time together. But be warned, if you forward your ticket to someone else, you might just end up missing out on all the fun – just like in the crazy story above!
So come join us on this wild ride of generosity, soccer fandom, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might even end up with a ticket to the virtual championship game of a lifetime!
So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.
So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.
Imagine this: you’re soaring through the pixelated skies, wearing a cape made entirely of diamond blocks, ready to save the day from any villainous mobs that dare to cross your path. Your superhero name? Blockbuster!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Batcave, where you can train with Batman himself (yes, he plays Minecraft too) and learn all his secret building techniques. Who knew the Dark Knight was such a pro at redstone contraptions?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Who knows, you might even team up with Superman and Wonder Woman for the ultimate Minecraft Justice League showdown!
