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GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6860
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	695	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

OceanGoneButNotForgot

ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean creatures, ocean depths, ocean disappearance, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, ocean habitats, ocean mysteries, ocean research, OceanGoneButNotForgot, oceanic biodiversity, oceanic life, oceanography, oceans, underwater world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1739
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have recreated the entire ocean floor with hidden treasures, secret underwater cities, and even a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (literally, there’s a lot of gold). But be careful, because the ocean floor is also home to giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for their treasure. So grab your scuba gear and dive into the most outrageous underwater adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Banks, cyber attack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, finance, Financial, hackers, History, i24NEWS, incident response, INFORMATION, iran, LARGEST, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Network, SECURITY, Server, Technology, threat, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	4658
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
New Chunks Explored:	561476	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more cyber attacks than iranian banks lmao. it’s like the wild west of the internet but with blocky graphics and creepers. we’re basically the biggest target for hackers cuz we’re so popular, but don’t worry we got top notch security. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of history, bro.

DroneCraft: Attack on Airbases

aerial assault, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, kyiv, Military, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones attacking airbases like in ukraine but in minecraft!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers!!! join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and dominate the skies with your own army of drones!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft!!! hurry before the russians retaliate with their own army of virtual soldiers!!! #minecraftwarfare #droneattack #ukrainevsrussia

NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

animal testing, animal trials, automatic administration, drug overdose, experimental treatment, Healthcare, humans, Implantable device, innovation, isos, life-saving technology, medical device, Minutes, naloxone, NaloxoneNinja, opioid crisis, opioid overdose, overdose prevention, Pigs, research, Revive, SAVING

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

CraftiversePvP

1.7.10, classic, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you stick of todays factions servers? Do you miss the good ol’ days? Without loot crates, classes and server popups?

Simply, that’s CraftiversePvP Basic spawn, little plugins, straight to the point. Spawn in and get to work. The server was designed around that old-school feel. You won’t be disappointed.

Version: 1.7.10

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