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CraftyLove: No Strings Attached

Acts of kindness, Anticipating needs, attached, Being attentive, Being loyal, Being reliable, Being trustworthy, CraftyLove, Emotional support, Listening without judgment, Making sacrifices, Making you feel special, Making you laugh., physical affection, Quality time together, respecting boundaries, romantic gestures, showing appreciation, Spontaneous acts of love, STRINGS, Surprising gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding without words

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	6519	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	1322	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the opposite sex doesn’t do anything for you? Well, look no further because on our server, the opposite sex will build you a castle, mine diamonds for you, and even tame a dragon just to impress you! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft fantasy where your wildest dreams come true! Who needs to ask when you have a whole server of players ready to fulfill your every wish?

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	1156
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	993484	Mines Excavated:	1830
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4138
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Potions Brewed:	105
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	900014	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crops Grown:	3420
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7667
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
New Chunks Explored:	874687	Votes:	4939
Enchantments Applied:	88	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	171

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!