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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8863 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
