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Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Items Found:	4247
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4040	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

CraftyNijiServer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate rebellion against the clique! You’ll have the chance to purposefully go against the norm, get terminated or “graduated” (whatever that means), and then claim you were bullied for maximum drama and profit! It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that craziness? Join now and stir up some virtual chaos!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with the Nijisanji EN crew!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.

But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.

With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

MomTrustIssuesCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, clothing donations, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional distress, emotional reactions, family conflict, gift giving, household items, material possessions, MomTrustIssuesCraft, mother-daughter relationships, parent-child dynamics, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, trust issues, wrestling fandom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4618
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	4816
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6672	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

NintenCraft Server 18046

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3316	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because 18046 Nintendo is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

LifeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	6759	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6030
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!