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CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Emeralds Found:	4942	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!

BlockBusters Minecraft SMP: Top 5 Thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP in the universe! Only the top 5 countries in the world are allowed to join because we only want the best of the best building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or mining for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly creepers.

Our community is filled with elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then apply now and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the top 5 countries in the world!

SisNoMore Minecraft Server

Apology, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional wellbeing, family, Honesty, Minecraft, people pleasing, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, SisNoMore, sister, Therapy, Trauma, uncle

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us for a chance to escape your real-life sibling drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Imagine a world where your uncle doesn’t update your estranged sister on your exam grades, social life, and mental health. Instead, join our server where the only updates you’ll get are about new mods and fun events happening in-game.

Don’t worry about being a people pleaser or a pushover here – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. And if you ever feel like rekindling a relationship with your sister, just send her a virtual apology in the form of a pixelated cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT, not family drama. And remember, in this world, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny.

WeddingGiftFailCraft

ceremony, close friends, different country, dinner plans, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, feelings, financial support, flying back, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, gift expectations, Journey, lame excuses, long distance travel, male friend, online friends, wedding gift, wedding planner, wedding reception, WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

SMPKitchenExperiment- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret ingredient that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level – unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of unicorns, giving you superpowers and unlimited creativity in the game.

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find rare ingredients like dragon scales and fairy dust to craft the most legendary dishes in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and cook up some crazy creations with us, join our server now and prepare to be amazed! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow foodie gamers!

MineCrafty Odd Jobs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Star Shards Collected:	169	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever wanted to be a professional block stacker? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole team dedicated to stacking blocks in the most outrageous ways possible. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to intricate pixel art creations, our block stackers will blow your mind with their skills.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who have mastered the art of chicken whispering. They can communicate with chickens on a whole other level, convincing them to lay golden eggs and perform synchronized dance routines. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, we also have a group of fearless adventurers who spend their days exploring the darkest caves and battling the fiercest mobs. Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against an army of creepers. It was epic.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Hasina’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	6215
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our server! like, u join and suddenly u see Sheikh Hasina running around in Minecraft, trying to escape the protesters who are actually just players in the game. u gotta help her build a secret underground bunker or something. plus, our server has the craziest mods like flying pigs and talking trees. u won’t find that anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and be a part of the madness!

Librarians Revenge – Burned Books Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! Nazis start burnin’ books everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ library inferno up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the crazy fun on this server.

Join us for the most epic book-burnin’ party you’ve ever seen. We’re talkin’ fire, explosions, and chaos galore. Plus, who doesn’t love a little horror and disgust mixed in with their Minecraft adventures?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, ’cause things are gonna get hot in here. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

RiseAndDiveMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit cuz, like, sea level rise and fall, ya know? like, it shaped the emergence of, like, the earliest multicellular lifeforms and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be part of that craziness, then join this server, man! you can, like, build underwater cities and stuff, and, like, pretend you’re a fish or something. it’s, like, totally wild, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the epic underwater adventure, bro!

VirtusX

1.8.9, Cool features, Dungeons, Experience, Faction Pvp, Factions, Fast-paced, Grinding, Minecraft, tps, Value, VirtusX

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

A Minecraft 1.8.9 based factions experience that is joinable on any version. That is fast paced with multiple cool features and flawless TPS. A unique way of grinding value…….. Dungeons!

Come experience it for yourself!

Play.VirtusX.com