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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 703 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 307299 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!