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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6673 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
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