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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7644 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5208 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?