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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?
