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CraftyComms Minecraft Server

building relationships, Career Growth, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, CraftyComms, fear, First Job, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, networking, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, professional development, public speaking, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, Workplace

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	2868
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2128	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4415	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Abnormal, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocktopia, confusion, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Server, shitposts, strange, strange events, strange occurrences, strange situations, Surprise, unexpected, unexplained events, UNUSUAL, weird, weird happenings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive porky treasure?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AbyssCraft Minecraft Server

abyssal creatures, AbyssCraft, Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, danger, dark fantasy, dark secrets, deep dive, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, healthier lifestyle, made in abyss, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, mysterious artifacts, mysterious world, Server, Survival, thrilling journey, underground world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).

Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).

DiamondDynasty Minecraft Server

attachment, deceased husband, DiamondDynasty, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Grief, heirloom, jewelry, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, moving on, Necklace, new relationship, Proposal, Remembrance, sentimental, Server, sister-in-law, Support, Wedding Rings, Widow

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	3800
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as my necklace made from my late husband’s and my wedding rings? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds! Just like my necklace holds precious memories, our server holds endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Forget about giving away your sentimental items like my former SIL wanted my necklace. On our server, we embrace all the memories, both old and new. Plus, our community is as supportive as my fiancé, who understands the importance of honoring the past while moving forward.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as special as my necklace, join us now and let’s create new memories together! And don’t worry about your English – we’re all about having fun, no matter what language you speak (even if it’s just Minecraft lingo)!

Savings4Skins: AITA Edition

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Daily Life, Edition, expensive, financial responsibility, Gifts, Job, MONEY, motorcycle repair, Priorities, relationships, Respect, savings, Savings4Skins, Support, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Towns Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block counts! Just like F34, who knows the importance of saving up for that major motorcycle repair, you’ll need to strategize and prioritize your resources wisely to survive in this virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?

With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.