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Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	903819	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Iranian president, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, Server, Tensions, War, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

AMERICANS, financial knowledge, financial literacy, Minecraft, never retire, NoKnowledge, NoRetire, Retirement, retirement age, retirement behavior, retirement decisions, retirement expectations, retirement goals, retirement mindset, retirement options, retirement planning, retirement preparation, retirement readiness, retirement research, retirement savings, retirement statistics, retirement trends, study

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

auction house, Chaos, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, discord server, Donator Rank, Dying, Economy, Game, Griefing, Hardcore, in-game shops, Join, Land claiming, multiplayer, Natural, non pay-to-win, part, player-driven, Semi Vanilla, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	966101

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

CCV, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, discussion, ducks, Epic, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, Numbers, OC material, Russian, Server, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5427
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!