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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2567 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
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