MAGA Fetish Edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, blocky, Board, CONSERVATIVE, Domination, far right, FuckingFascists, humor, Humour, internet culture, left wing, Lefty Domination, liberal, MAGA Fetish Edition, meme, memes, Minecraft, POL, political humor, Politics, reddit, satire, Server, Toppest Kek

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	2396
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2760	Void Gems Collected:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	219	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?