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BrazilCraft: Where the blocks are as spicy as the samba!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8401	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a woman decided to take a cadaver in a wheelchair to the bank to get a loan. But here’s the kicker – she referred to it as her uncle! Can you believe that? Needless to say, she was later arrested for her wild antics.

If you want to experience insane adventures like this and more, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	187
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	7335	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	149
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	889174
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchantments Applied:	197	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.