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”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Mystic Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANNOYED, ASKED, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, deep, emotions, feelings, let out, moid, mystic, Quests, relationship, sex, sigh, Signals, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, wanted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	2739	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell u, they got players who are so chill, they won’t even get mad if u ask them for sex in the game! Like, I asked this dude if he wanted to do the dirty and he just sighed deeply, like, bruh, that’s some next level tolerance right there! Join now for the most laid-back players ever!

BioDadFamDramaCraft

Abuse, bio dad, BioDadFamDramaCraft, Cancer, Contact, deadbeat, extended family, family, family drama, foster care, Genetic, half siblings, Lies, lies exposed, lying.., medical history, mormon family, relationship, Secrets, Trust, unique name

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?

Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?

So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crops Grown:	6801
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!

Near Vanilla

admin team, Biomes, close-knit, Communication, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, Ip:, Minecraft, Play styles, Server, Server Guide, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Magic Items Found:	6588	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Near Vanilla Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Server Details:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only

Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
Are there rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
What should I do if I see someone hacking?	Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

BlockyBoysDating

Adopted, awkward situation, Blind, blind date, blind dating, blind perspective, blind phrasing, BlockyBoysDating, Communication, Cultural differences, Darkskinned, DATING, first date, independent, misunderstanding, racism, retinitis pigmentosa, rp, Social Interaction, speech to text, visually impaired

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	5728	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	158	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉