Machuca – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Bagel, blocky, Blue Archive General, Blue Dmg, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, field, Friends, guides, indoors, Izuna, Kaiten, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoor arena filled with insane challenges and torment with blue damage! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you can team up with your friends to take on crazy challenges and earn epic rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

And if you’re looking for a real challenge, don’t miss out on our Total Assault: Kaiten event, where you’ll face off against urban enemies with insane difficulty and torment with yellow damage. It’s a test of skill like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive Umika and Tsubaki guiding you on your journey. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, only on our server!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – Giggle Impact Society

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, CLAYMORE, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, Giggle, Impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, Polearm, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, society, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Web Event

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and more to take on epic quests and challenges!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes – you’ll be swimming in Primogems in no time!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro with us! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret weapons along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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LunchBlocker2021

AITAH, cultural acceptance, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural expression, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural inclusion., cultural pride, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural tolerance, Diversity, food culture, lunch etiquette, LunchBlocker2021, microaggression, office dynamics, workplace conflict, Workplace Diversity

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about smelly food drama again! Our server is a safe space for all cultures to express themselves through their lunch choices. Bring your stinkiest, most delicious dishes and never be judged for it. Plus, we have a “no neutral lunch policy” so you can eat whatever you want without fear of backlash. Join now and never feel like “that person” in the office again!

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RespawnWithBae

Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinking

If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

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CraftyTrumpWars

America, biden, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrumpWars, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military withdrawal, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Politics, president, trump, ukraine war, united states, war strategy, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020

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Amber Gnat Attack Server

Amber, Amber Deposits, Amber Discoveries, Amber Fossils, Amber Inclusions, Amber Preservation, Amber Research, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient Ecosystems, Ancient Fungi, Attack, Baltic Amber, Baltic Sea, fossil record, Fossilized Fungi, Fossilized Gnats, Fossilized Insects, Fossilized Organisms, gnat, insect fossils, Paleontology, Predatory Fungus Gnats, prehistoric insects, Server

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

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Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

acceptance, break up, Closure, DELETED, emotional attachment, Emotional healing, ex, Exs, Intimacy, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, personal boundaries, privacy, regret, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Server, sex videos, unresolved feelings

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

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Trans Code Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding beginner, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding help, coding journey, coding resources, coding skills, coding support, coding tips, coding tutorials, LGBTQ, Minecraft, programming, smp, Software Development, Technology, Trans, Transgender, transgender coder, transgender in tech

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

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UncleGriefer420

business partners, Comatose, consequences, deathbed, difficult decisions, disagreement, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, final goodbye, forgiveness, grudges, last chance, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, stubbornness, uncle, UncleGriefer420

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

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HireMe4Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, attitude, Communication, Dedication, employ, Employee, Experience, hire, HireMe4Minecraft, Integrity, leadership, motivation, problem solving, Professionalism, punctuality, qualifications, Reliability, Skills, smp, teamwork, top quality, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

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