MACHIST Minecraft Servers

MACHIST Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza

    Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 346
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ores Mined: 9178 Emeralds Found: 8047
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Animals Bred: 160
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the DKC Edition of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, our upcoming stream is going to be so wild, it’ll make your blocky head spin. And don’t even get me started on our previous stream – it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon was impressed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our debut on this server was so legendary, it went down in Minecraft history. And our YouTube channel is filled with insane content that will have you laughing like a creeper.

    Oh, and did I mention the merch? You can deck yourself out in gear that will make you the envy of all the other players. And if you’re into /baubau/-related content, we’ve got you covered with some spicy stuff that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1558
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Emeralds Found: 8044
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 492940 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

    So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!

    RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5028
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9527 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! 🎮🔥

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Rockstar Games is recording all the conversations between players to mass ban all the racist players. But guess what? We’ve hacked into their system and are now using their technology to ban all the boring players instead! 😂

    Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that your every move is being watched… but in a totally fun and non-creepy way! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond in our server, you’ll unlock special powers like flying without wings and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. 🤯

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. And remember, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the EPIC adventures and hilarious moments that await you. See you in the game! 😉👾

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!

    Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8939
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons that will blow your mind!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama with sunglasses on, all while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers throw parties instead of exploding. They’ll invite you to dance to funky music and play mini-games instead of blowing you up. It’s a blast!

    And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a secret society where they wear tuxedos and monocles, discussing the latest gossip about the Ender Dragon’s fashion choices. You won’t find this level of sophistication anywhere else!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen! And remember, always watch out for those zombie chickens with top hats. They’re sneaky little buggers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

    LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2806
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Animals Bred: 130
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

    Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!

    DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4807
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2242

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime lovers unite to experience the ultimate virtual adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the bustling streets of Ikebukuro at night, where anything is possible!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you build a pixelated shrine to your favorite anime character, they will come to life and grant you three wishes! Yes, you heard that right. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that wears a cosplay of your favorite anime character. Approach with caution, as they may explode with excitement at the sight of you!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this comfy and nostalgic journey through the world of anime in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Sticker Madness: Tribute Edition

    Pixelated Sticker Madness: Tribute Edition
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8321
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities and UNBELIEVABLE adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with Diamond Blocks. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant LOLcat and started singing 80s pop songs. True story!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players go in and come out as superheroes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Down Under Banter Craft

    Down Under Banter Craft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5677
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of you and the diamonds beg to be mined by your hands! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies break dance, and Endermen throw raves in the Nether realm.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Needless to say, he emerged victorious and became the hero of the land.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of diamonds, ride a rollercoaster made of lava, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out or prank you with a TNT trap.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the mythical treasure of the Notchicorn!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Objector Removal Inc.

    Objector Removal Inc.
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9555
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now before Valve removes the objector tool because apparently, some players can’t behave themselves and use it for transphobia. Don’t miss out on your chance to use the objector for all your wacky and outrageous creations before it’s too late! Join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience filled with laughs, fun, and of course, EPIC builds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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