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Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Villages Defended:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Farms Harvested:	103	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Animals Bred:	61	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Votes:	4358

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!