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HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5911
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	882

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	7619
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	1767
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1842
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!

TurkeyCraft: No In-Laws Allowed!

Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, covid precautions, Decision making, Etiquette, family, gatherings, holiday, in-laws, Inclusivity, inlaws, Meeting, nuclear families, parents, relationships, Siblings, Thanksgiving, Traditions, TurkeyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6151

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just sits around and talks about the weather? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza like no other, where your virtual family can finally meet each other in pixelated glory.

Imagine a world where your sister’s in-laws are actually creepers, and your fiancé’s parents are villagers trading emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. It’s a holiday feast like no other, with turkey made of pixels and pumpkin pie that never runs out.

But beware, if you don’t invite everyone to the party, you might just find yourself facing a virtual family feud that could rival any soap opera. Will your sister’s in-laws crash the party anyway, causing chaos and mayhem in the blocky world? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just end up with a new in-law who’s a pro at building epic castles. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this Thanksgiving is going to be a blast!