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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3528 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?