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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	114

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8405	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Villages Defended:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	8102	Dragon Eggs Found:	6848
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness