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NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	1590
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	220
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Farms Harvested:	502	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mines Excavated:	4446
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7056	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	154
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	8

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

SibSquadWeddingBonanza

choosing family, complicated family history, Controversial Decision, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, guest list, half siblings, multiple siblings, parental neglect, parental relationships, sibling bond, SibSquadWeddingBonanza, social media backlash, step siblings, unconventional upbringing, unique family situation, Wedding, wedding invites, wedding planning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	9044
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Imagine a world where your dad has multiple baby mamas and a whole bunch of siblings you didn’t even know existed. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand?

We promise you won’t find a more dysfunctional family dynamic anywhere else. From jealous siblings to overbearing second moms, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to escape to a virtual world where the drama is just pixels on a screen.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wedding invitation you’ll never forget. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one filled with twists and turns? Join now and let the madness begin!

FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping, emotional intelligence, exclusion, feeling left out, FOMO, FOMOcraft, Friends, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!

CreeperTales: The Disturbing Chronicles

bone-chilling, chilling, Chronicles, CreeperTales, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, eerie, Frightening, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, Horror, Macabre, Morbid, Scary, Shocking.., Sinister, spine-tingling., Story, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to hear the most disturbing stories that will make your hair stand on end. We’ve got tales of haunted mineshafts, zombie pigmen parties, and even a creeper that learned how to do the floss dance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious, spicy tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!