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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4861 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
