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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2393 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7096 | Mines Excavated: | 1246 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.
But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!