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Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DivorceCraft 2.0: Sister Shenanigans

aita, celebration, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, Divorce, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, family relationships, gloating, half-sister, Heartache, Marriage, parents, Party, Sadness, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, sister, social media, Upset

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your half-sister can’t gloat about your parents’ divorce! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where your half-sister’s celebrations are replaced with parties to celebrate your epic builds and adventures. No more worrying about her constant disrespect or trying to break up your virtual family. On our server, you can create your own family with other players who support and uplift you.

Don’t let your aunt guilt trip you into caring about your half-sister’s over-the-top reactions. Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with a community that understands and respects your boundaries. Say goodbye to AITA moments and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

ToxicFriendZap Minecraft Server

cutting toxic people out, ending toxic friendships, friendship, letting go, Minecraft, personal boundaries, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friends quotes, toxic friendships, toxic friendships advice, toxic friendships quotes, toxic friendships signs, toxic individuals, toxic influences, toxic people, toxic personalities, toxic relationships, ToxicFriendZap, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	71	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Farms Harvested:	887	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Tired of dealing with toxic “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner lava bucket of friendship destruction! Our community is filled with players who will help you rid yourself of those pesky toxic pals in the most hilarious ways possible. From building elaborate traps to sending them on wild goose chases, our server is the perfect place to say goodbye to those who bring you down. So why wait? Join now and let the toxicity melt away like a block of ice in a furnace!

CraftyWorkload

40 plus hour job, balancing work and home, busy schedule, cleaning, CraftyWorkload, daily tasks, energy levels, exhaustion, FATIGUE, household chores, housework, motivation, multitasking, Normal People, organization, Prioritizing, self-care, strength, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	5847	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of adulting and doing boring housework after a long day at work? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about dirty dishes and laundry piles. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than missing socks in the dryer. So why waste time cleaning when you could be mining for riches and building epic structures? Join now and say goodbye to adult responsibilities!

SewerCraft: Hermes Unleashed Minecraft Server

ancient artifact, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient sculpture, archaeological find, archaeology, art restoration, bulgaria, Bulgarian history, cultural heritage, deity, Excavation, Greek god, hermes, historical discovery, historical preservation, Minecraft, religious icon, Server, Sewer, SewerCraft, Statue, Uncovered, Unleashed

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got statues of Greek gods popping up in our sewers like it’s NBD. Hermes just chillin down there, probably waiting for his Amazon Prime delivery. Join us and maybe u’ll find Poseidon’s trident in ur toilet next, who knows? It’s a wild ride on dis server, come join the fun!

MinecraftMuniExtinction

#sustainability, community engagement, Crisis, demographics, Development, Experts, Extinction, future planning, Governance, Infrastructure, Japan, local government, MinecraftMuniExtinction, municipalities, policy, population decline, rural areas, Services, urban areas, urbanization, Warning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6889	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Star Shards Collected:	107	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

lol u know wat u need to do to save Japan’s municipalities from extinction? join our epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind and keep u entertained for hours. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u will be granted magical powers to save Japan from certain doom. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to save the day, one block at a time. join now before it’s too late!

GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

advanced materials, AntiCounterfeit, anticounterfeiting, Authentication, counterfeit prevention, Customizable, develop, disappear, GLOW, GlowCraft, GlowTech, innovation, long-lasting, luminescence, material, Programmed, Protection, researchers, SECURITY, Stages, Technology, tuneable, UV light

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LogicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the crowd like a flock of sheep? Well, come join our server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the last duckling mentality!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a group of players all dressed as ducks, quacking and waddling around like they own the place. Why? Because on our server, we don’t follow the norm, we create our own wacky trends!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of players who have mastered the art of building giant rubber duck statues that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t ask how they do it, just marvel at their duck-tastic creations!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring bandwagon and join a server where the last duckling reigns supreme, then come on over and prepare for a quacking good time!

RibbitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	New Chunks Explored:	978569
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9001
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us on pepega where the only rule is to have fun and maybe build a giant statue of a potato.

Our players have been known to engage in epic battles with mobs using nothing but a carrot and a dream. Witness the legendary showdown between rektsmidge and rektokayeg as they fight for the title of Supreme Potato Farmer.

But that’s not all! Join rektjj on his quest to build the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. Will he succeed or will gravity finally catch up to him?

And don’t forget about rektreeee, the server’s resident tree hugger who has planted over 1 million saplings in a single day. Talk about dedication!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even run into okpepe riding a pig while wearing a tutu. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

EvictingEntitledTenantLOL

entitled tenant, EvictingEntitledTenantLOL, Eviction, gazebo furniture, hoarder, landlord issues, landlord tenant relationship, property boundaries, property disputes, property management, property ownership, property ownership conflicts, property rights, racial discrimination, rental property conflicts, rental property management, rental property rules, shared laundry room, shared spaces, tenant behavior, tenant entitlement

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where the house is split in half with two apartments on each side!

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with problem tenants like the old woman who claims everything on the property as “hers”. Witness the epic battle over the shared laundry room, where the old man washes his clothes in the sink because the old woman hoards the space with her belongings.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of the “caretaker” saga, where the old woman refuses to acknowledge the true owners of the property and refers to them as mere caretakers. And don’t miss out on the epic gazebo showdown, where the old woman claims ownership of the furniture left behind by the previous owners and tries to dictate who can use it.

Join our server now and experience the wild world of property disputes, hoarding battles, and territorial disputes like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, FUNNIEST, Honesty, love, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, UltimateMC, Ultimatum, ultimatum advice, ultimatum experiences, ultimatum stories, Ultimatums, worst ultimatum

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?