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MineVegas Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

LolCraft2021

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	5633

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	366747	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!