| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3680 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 191 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4948 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7111 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Votes: | 3457 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7853 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 137445 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 134 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 934 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3857 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 929 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4841 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6340 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Votes: | 165 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
