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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
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