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DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2710	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	5866
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2438
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4533

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4747	Farms Harvested:	823

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?