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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2554 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 513 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.