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DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3165	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	916
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	2282
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3237	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

ChairSwapCraft

aita, apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Potions Brewed:	121
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, CraftySteve, daily routine, Minecraft, occupation, office, screen name duties, Screen name job, screen name job description, screen name job duties, screen name job responsibilities, screen name job tasks, screen name job title, screen name profession, screen name responsibilities, screen name role, screen name tasks, screen name title, screen name workday, smp, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

NoGoToThatLand

Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TremendousCraft: USA vs World

Brazil, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Protection, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, TremendousCraft, trump, US interests, Usa, world, world leaders

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.