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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8554 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
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