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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9580 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
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