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Coomer Modders Minecraft Server

10 years old game, adult content, bethesda games, character creation, coomer, coomer modders, Customization, digital art, escapism, FANTASY, Gaming, Graphic design, Grotesque, hours spent, immersive experience, low-poly bimbos, Minecraft, Modders, modding, porn, Server, troubleshooting mods, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of spending hours modding your game just to stare at low-poly bimbos? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world filled with pixelated babes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion. Say goodbye to troubleshooting mods and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So why waste time on outdated games when you can join us and have a blast? Plus, who needs porn when you have blocky beauties at your fingertips? Join now and start crafting your dream world today!

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Votes:	2002	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2068	Players Killed by Monsters:	4748

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3396	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	298	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4491
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

border control, Ceasefire, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, international news, Israel, Israeli defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Ruckus, security threat, Unrest, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5061	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!