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Loving Yourself

  • Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

    Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Raora is fat. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any kind of fat, we’re talking about Minecraft blocky fatness that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pigs in the game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7? That’s right, grab your pixelated dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with creepers and skeletons alike.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Raora decides to do a cannonball into the nearest lake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VaginaCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    VaginaCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – everyone on this server has a vagina! That’s right, no boring old sausage parties here, just a bunch of badass vaginas building, mining, and slaying creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vagina Diamond Mine, where instead of diamonds, you’ll find rare and precious Vagina Diamonds that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself was banished from our server because he couldn’t handle the power of all these vaginas in one place. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of underwear – things can get pretty crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

    Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

    DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

    So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHabit2021

    CraftyHabit2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

    SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Quantum Time Warp Server

    Quantum Time Warp Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

    join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

    plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brightworks

    Brightworks

    New Minecraft Servers

    OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

    Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

    Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

    Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

    We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

    Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

    Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

    brightworksmc.com:27180

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP