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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6313 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 163 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.