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| Players: |
93/1000 |
Votes: |
4157 |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
6 |
| Emeralds Found: |
4345 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
3 |
| Divine Spears Created: |
16 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
6 |
New Chunks Explored: |
927751 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
11 |
Void Armor Forged: |
13 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
