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FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	282806

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	176	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3507

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	1182	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	6829	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	992	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!