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Dreamscape Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Love Letters Sent:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2820	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	1729	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.