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QudsCraft Minecraft Server

alive, arrest, chief, Claims, Conflict, confusion, died, Government, intelligence, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Reports, SECURITY, Server, speculation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history!

PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir

activism, Assassination, Bravery, Corruption, courage, death, Dictatorship, freedom, injustice, Justice, MARTYR, memoir, Navalny, Navalnys, opposition leader, Political, Prison, PrisonCraft, putin, Régime, resistance, Russian

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	3783	Potions Brewed:	150
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

PixelPurify: Water Filter Upgrade

academic research, clean water, drinking water, eco-friendly materials, Environmental Science, fabric-like filter, filter, filtration system, filtration technology, innovative design, lead, Maryam Salehi, Mizzou researcher, PixelPurify, research and development, sustainable solutions, tiny plastics, Upgrade, Water, water contamination, water filter, water purification, water quality improvement, water treatment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, playing some minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that’s like, totally lit. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got this crazy cool feature where you can design your own water filter in the game. like, what?? who even thinks of that? but wait, it gets even better. this filter can remove tiny plastics and lead from your virtual drinking water. like, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

and get this, our main researcher, Maryam Salehi, is like, a total genius. she’s developing this fabric-like filter that’s gonna revolutionize the way we drink water in the game. like, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, this is where the real action is at.

so, if you wanna be a part of something epic, something groundbreaking, something that will make all your friends jealous, then you gotta join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll be sipping on virtual water that’s cleaner than your real-life tap water. now that’s something to brag about, amirite?

What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

bloo lagoon monthly, bloo monthly, blooprint, blooprint breaking point, blooprint duo, blooprint gorliac, blooprint movie, blooprint rust, blooprint server, Blueprint, blueprint rust, Minecraft, Rust, rust 2024, rust base, rust bloo lagoon, rust cargo ship, rust duo vs clan, rust gameplay 2024, rust montage, rust movie, rust pvp, Rust Raid, rust revenge, Rust story, rust survival, rust zerg, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	4823	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Blooprint is a talented music producer and DJ known for his innovative style and energetic live performances. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and trap influences, he has gained a devoted following and has collaborated with several notable artists in the industry. His passion for music and commitment to pushing boundaries have solidified his reputation as a rising star in the music scene.

MelioSMP

build contests, Builder, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, handbook, java, Longevity, private server, PvE, Survival, technical player, terraform, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: – No teleportation or warps – A trust system – no land-claiming – A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. – Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin – Diamond-based economy and shopping district – A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! – Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Our philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**

We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.com

mc.meliosmp.com

ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

1.1.0, 1.1.7, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Chat, Community, Discord, Economy, EmberBoss, Factions, fp help, Gaming, Jobs, Join, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Telegram

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Farms Harvested:	320	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Villages Defended:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Our chat for telegram

https://t.me/+u9yV65dVc_s3Yzky

Join us!

65.108.99.34:12824

Party Planet Minecraft Server

activities, Cake, celebration, decorations, Entertainment, Event, family, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming party favors, gaming themed food, Invitations, Minecraft, Party, planet, Server, themed birthday, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

biggest demographic, Blacks, box office, Cliff, Demographic, Doomed, Hardcore, Hispanic, Leading, long tail tags, Minecraft, Movie, movie at the box office, smp, snuff film, society, society is doomed, society off a cliff, torture porn, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyAffair, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, friendship, Honesty, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, single mother, social gatherings, sugar daddy, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	4152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.