Long Video Game Review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

#cocksucking, #fuckyou, #hopeitwaspainful, #juiceisdead, #pieceofshit, JuiceCraft, murderous, oj, rat, zombie

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HSR1YEAR., Immersive Interactive Exhibition, lolz, Luocha, MineHonkai, MOREPEACH0327, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	603

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6421
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2847	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1554
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

1. He won, 10. unbeatable, 11. skilled, 12. talented, 13. accomplished, 14. triumphant, 15. top dog, 16. unbeaten, 17. masterful, 18. dominant, 19. victorious, 2. Mr. Untouchable, 20. undefeated., 3. reason, 4. call him, 5. untouchable, 6. winner, 7. success, 8. champion, 9. victory, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, Trophy, WIN, Youll

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	157
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

are, biggest pussies, biggest pussies on the planet, cause, courage, CREEPERS, even, Flag, fucked, gaping vagina, getting, getting fucked, GIANT, giant gaping vagina, love, love getting fucked, officially, officially the biggest pussies, on, planet, PussyCraft, the, they

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!