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Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

“Youth, beauty, death, Dying, Fame, Honor, honorably, Imposter, Incompetence, INTELLECT, million deaths, MONEY, nobody, passing, POVERTY, powerlessness, respawn, rodeo, Stardom, stupidity, trans women, Transgender, Worship

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	59
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5844
Votes:	8897	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8311
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	9945	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!