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NSFWNewYearReso Minecraft SMP

adult content, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Desires, empowerment, experimentation, explicit goals, fantasies, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, new years resolution, NSFW, NSFWNewYearReso, Open-mindedness, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, sexual exploration, smp, taboo topics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest NSFW New Year’s resolution challenge ever! Like, we’re all gonna build giant phallic structures and see who can make the biggest one. And the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a butt! It’s gonna be so hilarious, you won’t believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons. And sometimes we even ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. So come join us and let’s make 2021 the most NSFW year ever in Minecraft!

PixelPotionCraft

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished item, cherished memory, emotional attachment, emotional value, favorite possession, irreplaceable item, meaningful possession, PixelPotionCraft, precious memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental gift, sentimental object, sentimental treasure, sentimental value, significant possession, special keepsake, treasured possession, valuable heirloom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where your most prized possession is not just a diamond sword or a shiny block of gold, but a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can do backflips and shoot fireballs out of his snout!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of those bad boys!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for fun!

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, anti-US policy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign relations, global tensions, international politics, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military threats, North Korea, North Korean government, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, power struggle, Presidential Transition, security concerns, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3237	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Potions Brewed:	53
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Towns Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	1438
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	187
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Votes:	6581

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!