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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6545 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!