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‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3337
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

Pyramids & Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our mysterious and wacky Minecraft server where you can explore ancient Egyptian ruins while being chased by a horde of angry white rabbits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a camel through a pyramid maze while dodging flying pharaohs shooting laser beams from their eyes? Only on our server, of course! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunt where players have to battle a giant sandworm to claim the coveted diamond-encrusted golden scarab! So come join the fun and chaos on our server – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky white rabbits!

The King of DLT Minecraft SMP, Lord of the Algorithm – Ready to Rule

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3945
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is ruled by the one and only King of DLT, who controls the algorithm like a boss. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a carrot and a stick. Join our server and witness his epic speeches that will make you want to kneel before him in awe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens on a spiritual level. Need a chicken army to take down your enemies? The Chicken Whisperer has got you covered. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better wool quality.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a part of the next great Minecraft legend. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Down to Earth Deana Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9996	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Star Shards Collected:	58	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between two wild and crazy characters to hang out with!

Deana, the down to earth girl who loves nothing more than a good mining session and a cozy night by the campfire. Or Maddie, the spoiled brat who will stop at nothing to get her hands on the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game.

Join our server for the chance to team up with one of these lovely ladies and embark on epic adventures filled with drama, romance, and of course, plenty of blocky shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Minecraft bae and let the fun begin!

Slop Viewing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco club run by Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for enchanted gear.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Bau Bau’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry wolves dressed in tuxedos! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Fly like a bird, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, or even turn invisible and prank your friends. The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Only the strongest will survive and claim the title of PvP champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join BAU BAU now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’Anime Flopped Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9051	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing ever goes according to plan! Join us if you enjoy constant surprises, unexpected twists, and a healthy dose of madness.

Our server is like no other, with players constantly finding themselves in bizarre situations. From accidentally spawning a horde of angry llamas in the middle of a peaceful village to building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing sunglasses. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us and see for yourself what went wrong – in the best possible way!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	1115	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server – it’s like the VIP section of a virtual club! We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas serving you virtual drinks, creeper fireworks shows every night, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Build-A-Block” workshop where you can create your own custom mobs – I swear, I saw someone make a flying pig with laser eyes last week! So, is this ranking accurate? Honey, this server is so lit, it’s off the charts! You better join before the party gets too wild for you to handle!

Friendship Minecraft SMP: How Do You Deal With Your Friends, Family, Acquaintances, Co Workers…

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	5754	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a real-life soap opera where everyone is gossiping about you behind your back? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll forget all about those pesky group chat whispers and focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your mad building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave the drama llama behind!

Shift World – Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Shift World – This is a vanilla Minecraft server based on classic and RP survival without griefing and private. We have stable online, high TPS and constant updates!

Server address:

shiftworld.fun

Version:

1.21.1 Java Edition

• The server is available for playing with a pirated version of the game

• PlasmoVoice and EmoteCraft are installed on the server

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Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!