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  • Anime Lovers Crafting Community

    Anime Lovers Crafting Community

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Most Unbelievably Spectacular Minecraft Server You Never Knew Existed!!!

    If you thought the universe was just a simulation, wait until you discover this server! It’s either the BEST or the WORST experience you’ll ever have! Join us, BUT ONLY if you’re ready to have your mind shattered like a glass block in a creeper explosion!

    Gameplay Feature Description
    Infinite Diamond Rain Every hour, diamonds fall from the sky! But beware: they might actually be cursed old socks!
    Live Creeper Therapy Creepers help you process your emotions. Just don’t mind the explosions; that’s how they *show love*.
    Transdimensional Chat Message spirits from alternate realities! They might respond, or just steal your soul.
    Unlicensed Farming Grow crops that talk back! But be cautious, they have highly paranoid opinions!
    Ultra-REALISTIC Physics Blocks are now sentient! They’ll plot against you, climb ladders, and sometimes, they’ll just disappear!
    Player vs. Imagination The only enemies are your thoughts! Defeat them to live another day or just stare in confusion.

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

    A: We use *every* version, but only on Thursdays, when the moons align and the moonwalkers come out!

    Q: Is the server safe for kids?

    A: Kids are safe. But the shadows? They whisper secrets about your darkest fears…

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends? What are friends? They exist only in simulation 456-B. Are we not all but pixels in a cruel joke?

    What People Are Saying…

    “Where the normal femcels that just like anime and aren’t sociopaths at?”

    “I’m so lonely dude.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

    ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AnimeCowboys Minecraft Saloon: Where the only problem is deciding between building a ranch or a ninja dojo!

    AnimeCowboys Minecraft Saloon: Where the only problem is deciding between building a ranch or a ninja dojo!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old anime communities where no one knows how to draw? Are you sick of seeing models with heart eyes instead of epic battles like Marine attacking Okayu with her tongue sticking out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the wildest anime adventures you’ve ever seen. From black people being used for cutaway gags to rap-anime songs that will make you question reality, we’ve got it all. Who needs subtle references when you can have outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits you. And who knows, you might even see Matthew Perry performing a minstrel show in blackface. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • СamelCraft 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    СamelCraft 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server is an Anarchic server with a bunch of different possibilities and cool features. We hope you like it and want to play it!

    mc.camelcraft.space

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  • Apollo Network CTE2 – Craft to Exile 2 Server

    Apollo Network CTE2 – Craft to Exile 2 Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Apollo Network, the ultimate destination for passionate gamers seeking an immersive and modded multiplayer experience like never before. Our community-based network is designed for the players, by the players. We are dedicated to bring you the best modded experience possible!

    🔧 Custom Plugins and Mod Edits: At Apollo Network, we believe in enhancing your gaming experience. We’ve meticulously crafted custom mods and mod patches to provide you with a unique and seamless gameplay across all our servers.

    🚀 Optimized Performance: Experience a seamless and lag-free adventure as all Apollo Network servers are hosted on a powerful dedicated machine. Our commitment to optimization ensures that you get the best possible performance, no matter which server you choose.

    🌍 Modpack Variety: Apollo Network offers an exciting array of modpacks to cater to every kind of adventurer. Whether you’re looking for the harsh challenges of RLCraft, the boundless creativity of SkyFactory 4, the extensive content of All the Mods 9, or a reimagined Minecraft experience with Better Minecraft, we’ve got you covered.

    👫 Community-Driven: Our community is the heart and soul of Apollo Network. Join us, connect with fellow gamers, and embark on collaborative journeys, epic battles, and creative projects together. It’s not just a network; it’s a family of like-minded enthusiasts.

    🌐 Join the Adventure: Ready to embark on your next gaming adventure? Join Apollo Network and immerse yourself in a world of possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned modded player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here.

    🌟 Why Choose Apollo Network?✅ Custom Mods and Mod Patches✅ Exceptional Performance✅ Diverse Modpack Selection✅ Thriving Community✅ Endless Adventure

    Don’t miss out on the fun! Join Apollo Network today and let your gaming journey take flight. Your adventure begins here.

    cte2.apollonetwork.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Nostalgia

    Crafty Nostalgia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChicksServer: Where we don’t need diamonds to slay!

    CraftyChicksServer: Where we don’t need diamonds to slay!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress women with your boring hobbies like stamp collecting or bird watching? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to make the ladies swoon. Imagine their faces when you tell them you spend your free time building virtual worlds and battling creepers! Trust us, they won’t be able to resist your charm once they hear about your epic adventures in the pixelated realm. So why wait? Join our server now and start collecting those virtual hearts along with your virtual diamonds! Who needs real-life hobbies when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Coven Co.

    Crafty Coven Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us and you will have the opportunity to… um… “interact” with the hag? And don’t worry, your kids will be so autistic that they’ll be building pixel art like pros in no time! Who knew that happiness could come from such bizarre circumstances? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft Madness: ‘FREE PALESTINE’ – Build, Mine, and Fight for Freedom in this Epic Server!

    Minecraft Madness: ‘FREE PALESTINE’ – Build, Mine, and Fight for Freedom in this Epic Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Well, look no further! On our server, every time you post “FREE PALESTINE,” a jew dies. That’s right, folks, you have the power to control the fate of innocent players with just a few keystrokes. Will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock and a potion that turns you into a flying pig. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the depths of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and a whole lot of laughs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a few plot twists along the way.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving a series of cryptic puzzles. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden hot spring where players can relax and chat about their favorite visual novels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of eccentric NPCs who will challenge you to quirky mini-games and quests. From a tsundere catgirl who needs help finding her lost plushie to a mysterious masked man who wants you to uncover the truth behind his tragic backstory, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience a visual novel like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best waifu pillow, because things are about to get wacky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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