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ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bad guy, Behavior, business ethics, character assessment, controversy, corporate responsibility, criticism, elon musk, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, Ethics, leadership, long overdue, Minecraft, public figure, public opinion, public perception, realization, reputation, scrutiny, smp, social media

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Animals Bred:	91	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

Blocky Brain Busters

anxiety, blocky, Brain, Busters, Chronic pain, cluster headaches, depression, Headaches, increased chance, linked, Medical research, mental health, mental illness, Migraine, neurological disorders, preventative measures, public health, risk factors, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3056
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, dark fantasy, Dreamland, FANTASY, friendship, frosty, IMMORTALITY, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, Magic, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga updates, manga world, Reincarnation, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead, warrior

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!

BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCrafters, Experience, getting old, Goodies, growing older, Life Changes, Maturity, Memories, milestone, Nostalgia, Oldies, perspective, realization, redditors, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Villages Defended:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Ayatollah Khamenei, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, NoDealCraft, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, Server, supreme leader, Trump administration, united states, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

Allowed, AussieCraft, Australia, criminal justice, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, mandatory jail time, nazi salutes, Nazis, penalties, political extremism, punishment, racial hatred, social justice, tough laws

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome

SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein

agriculture, alternative protein, animal welfare, biotechnology, Cows, dairy alternatives, dairy industry, dairy protein, DairyFree, environmental impact, food production, food technology, innovation, Israel, Israeli, Plant-Based, plant-based protein, Potato, Potatoes, protein, SpudCraft, Startup, Sustainable Agriculture, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	1838	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Potions Brewed:	119
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, imagine a world where you can make milk from potatoes. like, what the heck, right? this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got cows and pigs and chickens, but they all produce milk and cheese made from potatoes. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and experience the wonders of potato milk. build a potato farm, milk your potato cows, and make delicious potato cheese. it’s a whole new level of minecraft farming, dude.

plus, we have a secret underground potato lab where you can experiment with different potato breeds to create the ultimate potato milk. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

so come join us on this wild potato adventure. who needs cows when you have potatoes, right? it’s gonna be a spud-tacular time.

Canadian Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, Canadian, Canadian dream, diverse culture, embracing change, exciting journey, hopeful future, immigration, international move, Long-term goals, long-term plans, move to canada, multicultural society, new beginnings, new chapter, North America, pursuing happiness, Relocation, seeking opportunities, settling down, starting fresh

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Votes:	512	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

I mean, have you ever seen a server where the creepers dance to disco music and the zombies wear top hats and monocles? It’s like a party in the Nether, man!

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas in a heated rap battle, except with swords and potions and stuff.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into harmless bunnies. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment

Allergy, AllergyCraft, anger, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBanishment, Citrus, Communication, consequences, Disrespect, forgiveness, Honesty, mistake, misunderstanding, reaction, relationship, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any citrus allergies ruining your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises, just like the unexpected lemon in that cake.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!

Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!

PardonMeLuigi

controversial decisions, executive clemency, fictional characters, forgiveness, Gaming, humor, Justice, Luigi, mario bros, Nintendo, pardoning power, pardoning process, PardonMeLuigi, Politics, pop culture, presidential pardons, satire, trump, US president, video games, White House

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters!