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FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mines Excavated:	4266

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	256	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mines Excavated:	4693
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	473
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	16047
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9900	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	74
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	642
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!