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MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Items Found:	1640

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimension Hops:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	818	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	188	Ores Mined:	4884
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	61
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Votes:	458	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!