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Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5733	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	92

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

cyber warfare, digital manipulation, fake news, Fiasco, Flood, foreign interference, Government, information manipulation, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, online deception, Panic, PanicCraft, Poland, political influence, Propaganda, psychological operations, Russian, Russian accounts, security threats, social media, spreading disinformation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4485	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7112	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!

Biological Block Party

artificial lighting, Biological, biological rhythms, BLOCK, body clock, circadian lighting, circadian rhythms, fatigue prevention, health benefits, Lighting design, lighting technology, melatonin production, night shift workers, Party, research, shift work, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, trial, work performance, workplace productivity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude.

Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21.30, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, construction, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fans, Fly, Grief, Griefing, grif, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, whisp, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	4690	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

For fans of construction, griefing and pvp

whispmcbe.ru:19132

Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

Bluemap, Builds, Challenges, Cities, Community, Daily, Discord, Epic, imagination, Interplanar, java, Join, landscapes, Lore, multiplayer, Network, Nimoh, Rewards, Secure, SemiSerious, Staff, Survival, Towers, Treasures, Villages, Worldguard

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	7337
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌
The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told!
🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library
🏛️ The Interplanar Library

What can you expect?

🌍 Rich Lore – Nimoh Union isn’t just a server; it’s a living, breathing world with interconnected stories and realms. Dive deep into our ever-growing history and help shape the future.
🏗️ Player-driven Builds – Create sprawling cities, mystical towers, or cozy villages. Your imagination is the limit.
⚔️ PvE and Exploration – Explore vast landscapes, loot hidden treasures, and take on the server’s unique challenges.
📜 WorldGuard Tickets – Want to protect your epic build? Just submit a ticket and our staff will secure your masterpiece.

Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.

4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.