Lohnt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	3884
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Animals Bred:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3652
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9950	Runes Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!